back off, bob {our elf on the shelf}

There’s only one me in this house, and it’s not you.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but they do not sell Canons in that size. And what are your settings, anyway?

No one gets to use the imac. Even if you spend all of your free time looking at yourself.  The last straws. My Kindle AND my wrist warmers?? Oh, you are SO in trouble, mister.  You had better back off, Bob. You are quickly headed down the wrong elf path buddy.

*thank you to Lindsay Stradner for some of the elf on the shelf ideas*