heeeeere’s MEL

This man is THE crankiest, unfriendly, mean SOB EVER!! He lives at the same complex that my parents have their apartment in Florida. He is head of the fun police. He obviously hates kids. Whenever the boys are in the pool, all you hear from him is "watch your hair, Evelyn. They’re splashing again!". The boys know better than going anywhere near Mel in the pool. I saw him in the hallway once and said hi and he actually growled at me. Growled. WTF?

That all leads me to the story of last year when we there and he was being his usual "melness". John had really had it with him at that point. He was making comments about the boys being in the pool (really, they weren’t doing anything. Just playing in the pool. Not wild, not splashy. Just playing). So John just started mouthing "f*** you, f*** you, f*** you" over and over at Mel. It made John happy. I don’t think it made Mel happy. So this is John’s favorite picture from the trip