Thanksgiving 2009

See, told you I was behind. With 10 days left until Christmas (holy crap, I haven’t started shopping yet!) I thought I should get these up before posting Christmas stuff I have waiting in the wings.

Here’s Grandpa Jack’s speech for this year’s Thanksgiving. He does one at every family gathering and they are so, so great!

So here we all are in 2009

As the days wind on down in the month of November

And the people assembled are all doing fine

Cause it’s Thanksgiving Day and they all remember

How lucky we are to be here together

And waddaya know, it’s even good weather

There is Grandpa Ken, a juridical fellow

When Marilyn’s with him, he gets very mellow

And then there is John who’s my first born son

A loyal, steady, reliable, son of a gun

but there was a time when he pulled a boner

And decided on Fordham instead of Iona

And his sweetheart Beth who’s really the one

Who merits a first class and triple A booking

Cause she got Uncle Nelson to do all the cooking

And then we have Jack, our eldest Grandson

He reminds me of me, well that can be fun

And his brother Patrick whose talent’s revealed

When he hits a baseball it goes to left field

Only last week was Grandma’s birthday night

So I called up the boys and asked them to write

Just a few lines that they could recite

And what they produced was a total delight

Now they may be young but they’re both pretty wise

As you may have gathered we’re proud of these guys

 

And they’re joined by Timmy, a boy who is clever

Does he misbehave? The answer is NEVER

The list it continues as onward we forge

And so we acknowledge my dear brother George

When I get up to say grace, he’ll listen and then

After each line he’ll shout out “amen”

We turn now to Bobby who’s laid back and cool

He went to Connecticut Broadcasting School

And his brother Billy who can split your sides

But watch him at weddings- he likes to moon brides

And now we have Joseph, what a guy! Holy cripes

One of these days he may bring back my pipes

Of course there’s Aunt Gail, she’s married to Joe

Just why she did that we’ll never know

On Thanksgiving weekend people watch games

But Grandma and I get to host Baby James

Now I’ll finish this speech as fast as I can

But I can’t forget my sweet sister Anne

Of course we have Jen, now a comely young lass

but when  she was a kid, what a pain in the ….

She came here with Mike, a most welcome guest

He’s FDNY so we know he’s the best

And of course there’s another, we can’t forget him

How ’bout some applause for old Uncle Jim

Finally my bride, the lady I brought

Las on the list, but first in my thought

So three cheers for Nelson, our chef of the day

We’re lucky he came and we hope that he’ll stay

He’s a really nice guy with nary a hassle

I see good times in store when he buys a White Castle

So the story is over, the long, short and tall

So Happy Thanksgiving…and God Bless us all!

And yes, I certainly did hire Nelson to cook the entire meal (less the brownies, paper bag cookies and apple pie- that was still me) and it was the best idea. Ever.

Thanks for reading if you made it this far. And happy Thanksgiving! Yeah, I know…too late.